How Bindiya Ate Beef

Far out in the city lived a girl named Bindiya Preet Kaur. She grew up in a decent little Sikh family whom its member are restricted to eat beef for religious purposes; and friends who calls her Bhander, which literally means monkey in Punjabi, because she called them that first.

One day, little Bindiya was asked to go out with some friends for a movie and dinner, which she accepted. She picked up her friend, an angel named Julia and headed for their destination for the day. Since they were the earliest, they decided to pick up the booked tickets for the movie.

So they went to the cinema but they were not sure if they hould queue up to get them or not. They called up their friend Vicky and she told them no need. But actually they do, which was so damn malufying. Anyway, the angel told the cashier DEVIL WEARS PRADA, but that cashier printed Rob-B-Hood. The angel was thinking, "What's Rob-B-Hood?" Then little Bindiya replied, "It's a chinese movie."

"Chinese movie??"
"I think so."
"She gave me tickets for Rob-B-Hood."
"Really?"

So off they went to change the tickets and they managed to. I mean, did it even sound the same?? Rob-B-Hood and DEVIL WEARS PRADA??? Okay, so back to Bindiya.

Little Bindiya and the angel proceeded to Audrey because the 'innocent' little bhander wanted to buy something kinky from the lingerie shop. The angel just tagged along. After that, they met up with Vicky and Bong. Bought some popcorns and drinks and waited for the Ahma and Ahgong to arrive while missing the Jessica Alba Tiger ad. The angel was so sad.

So after dinner, everyone decided to go for dinner, and the final decision was to go dine at Jack's Place. The Ahma wanted to be thrifty so she decided to go eat at Ahgong's place instead.

The remaining four left for dinner then. They sat themselves down at Jack's Place, took about half an hour looking at the menu, thinking what to order. But in the end, everyone managed to come up with a decision. And everyone thought Bong ordered a spring chicken.

Had a chat and a great laugh over dinner. But halfway through, little Bindiya decided to ask, "Is this beef?" If you wanna know, she was eating steak.

Haha. Nola. She's not a dumb blonde and I know that's a lame joke. But she pointed at her spaghetti bolognese and asked that question. The rest was shocked at the same time. It was like, "Gasp!"

"Bolognese is usually...BEEF!"
"I eat, usually chicken."
"You cook issit?"
"Haha, no. Pizza Hut usually chicken."
" -_-""" "

So Vicky tried a bit of the minced meat but wasn't sure if it was chicken or beef. She said it tasted like minced meat. Being a chicken enthusiast, the angel tried the minced meat, and it tasted like beef. Well, at least not very like chicken. But little Bindiya had already finished 80% of her spaghetti! What should she do now?

She continued eating. The noodles only, though. If you don't already know her, she's this little funny creature that you'd love to make fun of.

"You're still eating??!??!!!"
*while slurping* "Mfmm.." *she laughed with her mouth occupied*

"How did you come to realise it was beef?"
"Cos it was red."

Isn't bolognese already red???

So anyway, she left the restricted beef aside and continued to slurp her spaghetti. Then she asked Vicky if she wanted another order because she wasn't full. The fries came after everyone finished their own main course, and oh. Bong didn't order spring chicken although she thought it was worth her purse and the angel thought she could try the chicken but she could not when she realised Bong ordered chicken breast meat instead. The angel was so sad. AGAIN.

Anyway, little Bindiya didn't finish the fries because halfway thru, she said she was full. You know, she ate half the spaghetti and half the fries, which makes it ONE? Yea. That's the skinny little Bindiya style. Hmm, I'm beginning to think she's size double zero. Like, 00.

That was Bindiya's first encouter of eating beef. Ask her how she felt. Hehe.